Quote from Turk in My Road to Nowhere
Dr. Cox: You gotta be in there for me. Turk: Don't you see I got a baby strapped to my chest? Dr. Cox: Fine. [quickly removes the baby] Now can you? Turk: First off, I'm not a neonatal surgeon. Second, you ruined my road trip, and you just gave my baby to Rochelle, the only nurse to get kicked out of a nursery for using a baby as a ventriloquist dummy. Rochelle: [as baby Isabella] "I don't like being spanked." That's because you haven't found someone who's doing it right! Turk: Give me that! What's the matter with you? Dr. Cox: Gandhi! You'd damn sure want somebody in there, if it was your kid. Rochelle: [as baby Isabella] Come on, just do it! Turk: Knock it off, Rochelle.