Mr. Treeger: Hey, that lady's all kinds of naked.
Chandler: Joey just pressed something on the remote and it just came on.
Mr. Treeger: Yeah. It happened to me once. It was like finding money.
Chandler: Like finding money with naked people on it.
Mr. Treeger: But then I made the mistake of turning off the TV. I never got it back again. And now I'm sad.
Joey: Why would he turn off the TV?

Ross: I've been thinking. I'm just going to come out and say it, okay? I think I love you.
Emily: Thank you.

Monica: Did you do what I said?
Ross: I did.
Monica: And what'd she say?
Ross: "Thank you."
Monica: You're totally welcome. What'd she say?
Ross: She said, "Thank you." I said, "l love you." And she said, "Thank you."

Monica: Phoebe, they didn't make you pay for those knives did they?
Phoebe: No.
Monica: Are you sure?
Phoebe: No.

Phoebe: Now, don't you hate when you have to cut a tin can with an ordinary steak knife? Now, I know what you're thinking.
Chandler: Pregnant woman slays four?

Joey: Pheebs, you're blocking the porn. Look out.
Phoebe: Oh, my. That reminds me. I have to see my ob-gyn today.

Rachel: Honey, you're not going to make enough money to help Frank and Alice by selling knives.
Phoebe: No, I know that. I just need enough money for the second part of my plan.
Chandler: What's the second part of your plan?
Phoebe: My Saturn dealership.

Emily: I'm in the States with your sister and friends. It's all over with Colin. I came here to tell you that and to tell you- Yes, Joey, you can have all the chocolate you want, just take it.

Chandler: I was just at the bank. And there was this really hot teller and she didn't ask me to do it with her in the vault.
Joey: Same kind of thing happened to me. Woman pizza delivery guy comes over, gives me the pizza and leaves.
Chandler: What, no "Nice apartment, bet the bedrooms are huge"?
Joey: Nothing.
Chandler: You know what? We have to turn off the porn.
Joey: I think you're right.

Monica: You must feel horrible. Hey, the guys have free porn.