Joey Quote #525

Quote from Joey in The One with the Free Porn

Chandler: I was just at the bank. And there was this really hot teller and she didn't ask me to do it with her in the vault.
Joey: Same kind of thing happened to me. Woman pizza delivery guy comes over, gives me the pizza and leaves.
Chandler: What, no "Nice apartment, bet the bedrooms are huge"?
Joey: Nothing.
Chandler: You know what? We have to turn off the porn.
Joey: I think you're right.

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Joey: Hey, maybe he found your flip-flop.

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Ross: I don't know. Whenever I brought it up, she said [in a British accent] "This is so fantastic. Why do we have talk about the future? Let's just enjoy"-
Monica: Don't do the accent.