Monica: I knew you loved her. Now you need to go to the airport and tell her.
You're probably going to catch her just as she's going to the gate. You're going to call out her name and yell "l love you!" She's going to say "l love you too!" Then you guys are going to have the most amazing kiss. Everyone at the gate will applaud.
Ross: I am a good kisser.

Alice: How'd it go at the doctor's?
Phoebe: So, okay, hey. You know how, when you're walking down the street and you see three people in a row. And you say "Oh, that's nice."
Frank: Yes.
Phoebe: Okay. Good news. You're going to have three babies.

Alice: Three babies?
Frank: I've finally got my band!
Alice: We're going to have a big family. I always wanted a big family.
Phoebe: Oh, God, I'm so glad you guys are happy. I was afraid you were going to be freaked.
Alice: Why would we be freaked?
Phoebe: Oh, because maybe it's harder to raise them and the added expense.
Frank: Oh.
Alice: Right.
Phoebe: No, back to happy. Back to happy!

Monica: Where you going?
Rachel: I'm going to find out if he really thinks models are too skinny.

Phoebe: Frank has to quit college because his super-fertile sister's having three babies.

Chandler: Forget it. It's over.
Monica: It's not over. You're over.
Chandler: What?
Monica: You know.
Chandler: Okay. Good one.

Chandler: Listen, can we watch cartoons on your TV? We need a porn break. We spent the last two hours watching In and Out and In Again.

Rachel: So why don't you just turn it off?
Chandler: Because then we'd be the guys who turned off free porn.

Emily: Ross, there's something I've got to tell you. There's someone else.
Ross: Does that mean the same thing in England as it does in America?

Ross: She doesn't know which one of us she wants, me or this "Colin" guy.
Monica: This isn't how it's supposed to go. There can't be another guy. Of course, there's another guy! This is even more perfect. Now you have to prove your love.
Ross: I'm not proving anything. Okay. I'm done listening to you. If I hadn't let you talk me into going to the airport in the first place, I wouldn't have put my fist through the wall.
Chandler: You put your fist through a wall?
Ross: No, I missed and hit the door. But it opened really hard.