Doctor: Actually, giving birth to three babies is not that different to giving birth to one.
Phoebe: What do you know?

Alice: No, no, no. It's going to be fine because I teach home ec and I can have 30 kids making baby clothes all year long. You know, it'll be like my very own little sweatshop.
Frank: You know, I've been thinking, ever since you said we're going to have triplets, the best thing for me to do is drop out of college and get a job.
Alice: No, Frank.
Phoebe: No, you can't quit college. No. You're in college, really?
Frank: Yeah, refrigerator college. When we found out we were having a baby I figured I should have, like, a career, you know? And I love refrigerators.
Phoebe: You can't give up on your dream.
Frank: No, it's okay. We're going to have three kids. And that's a different kind of dream. Three kids and no money.

Rachel: You know who doesn't even like dirty movies? My boyfriend Joshua.
Joey: Yeah, right.
Rachel: No, he told me he prefers to leave certain things to the imagination.
Chandler: Oh, oh, yeah. Did he also say that the dialogue was corny? And that he actually found it funny, not sexy?
Rachel: Yes.
Joey: Yeah, he likes porn.

Phoebe: I need to make money fast. I wanted to talk to you about an idea. You work for a big company. Insider trading. What information is there that can you give me?
Chandler: Well, actually, they don't really talk to us about that stuff. I can get you some free White-Out, though.

Ross: What do I do now?
Joey: You play hard-to-get.
Ross: She already lives in London.
Joey: So you go to Tokyo.

Monica: You have to go to London.
Ross: What?
Monica: You have to go fight for her.
Joey: Oh, yeah, sure. That makes sense. Because you already told her you loved her and she didn't say it back. Then she called you and told you there was another guy. So yeah. Go to London. That'll scare her!

Joey: Ross, if you're going to the airport, can you pick me up another one of those Toblerone bars?

Phoebe: You know how people need transportation but they also need massages to relax. So I just figured we can combine the two. I give massages and Frank drives. I can fix up the van, bolt a table in the back, and you know what I've got?
Chandler: A place that no one will ever get out of alive?

Phoebe: Tell him about Relaxi-Taxi. And ask him if he likes it better than Relaxi-Cab.
Rachel: It's not Relaxi-Cab. It's Relaxi-Cab. Like Taxi-Cab.
Phoebe: Ooh, that is better.

Emily: Ross, I love you.
Ross: Thank you.