‘The One with the Free Porn’
Season 4, Episode 17 - Aired March 26, 1998
Chandler and Joey are delighted when their TV serves up an unscrambled porn channel. Meanwhile, Phoebe tries to earn more money after a surprising pregnancy development, and Monica convinces Ross to tell Emily he loves her.
Quote from Ross
Monica: When Rachel was with Paolo, what did you do?
Ross: I made fun of his accent.
Quote from Chandler
Joey: That's kind of nice.
Chandler: Yeah, that's kind of a relief. You want to see if we still have it?
Joey: Yeah.
Chandler: Free porn! We have free porn!
Quote from Joey
Joey: Rach, look. I'm going to have a kid someday. Okay? And someday that kid is going to ask me if I ever turned off free porn. I don't wanna have to tell him that I did.
Monica: Did you ever ask your dad that?
Joey: I don't want to talk about it.
Quote from Ross
Ross: But if she doesn't call, it is definitely over. No, wait, wait. Unless, eventually, I call her to see what's going on and she says she'll call me back, but then she doesn't. Then it's over.
Joey: Way to be strong, man.