Joey Quote #519

Quote from Joey in The One with the Free Porn

Mr. Treeger: Hey, that lady's all kinds of naked.
Chandler: Joey just pressed something on the remote and it just came on.
Mr. Treeger: Yeah. It happened to me once. It was like finding money.
Chandler: Like finding money with naked people on it.
Mr. Treeger: But then I made the mistake of turning off the TV. I never got it back again. And now I'm sad.
Joey: Why would he turn off the TV?

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Mr. Treeger: [o.s.] Oh, man!
Joey: What's that?
Chandler: Treeger's snaking the shower drain.
Mr. Treeger: [o.s.] What in the name of hell?
Joey: Hey, maybe he found your flip-flop.

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Ross: I don't know. Whenever I brought it up, she said [in a British accent] "This is so fantastic. Why do we have talk about the future? Let's just enjoy"-
Monica: Don't do the accent.