‘The One with Rachel's Big Kiss’
Season 7, Episode 20 - Aired April 26, 2001
Rachel runs into a former sorority sister with whom she claims to have once had a passionate kiss. Meanwhile, Chandler goes shopping for a tuxedo to wear to his wedding.
Quote from Rachel
Chandler: All right, I found one that fits.
Rachel: Well, you know what they say? Twenty-third time's a charm. Aw. Look at you, all handsome.
Chandler: Whose is it?
Rachel: Oh, does it matter? All that matters is that you look so handsome.
Chandler: Whose is it?
Rachel: I don't want to say.
Chandler: Come on, I don't care. Come on, whose is it?
Rachel: Diane Keaton.
Quote from Ross
Rachel: That was my friend, Melissa, from college.
Ross: She seems really, really fun!
Rachel: She's actually very sweet, and we used to be very close.
Monica: Wait a minute. She's not the one who you?
Joey: Who you what? Who you what?
Rachel: Yes.
Monica: Wow!
Joey: Wow, what? Who you what?
Rachel: Oh, it's not a big deal.
Monica: They were lovers.
Joey: What?
Ross: What?
Rachel: No, we weren't. It was nothing. It was one night, senior year, and we went to a party had a lot of sangria, and you know, ended up kissing for a bit.
Ross: So that's two of my wives.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: We custom make tuxedos for celebrities and when they are done with them, they just send them back.
Chandler: You mean like for award shows?
Rachel: Some of them.
Chandler: You mean these tuxes have been down the red carpet with people yelling "Who are you wearing? You look fabulous!"
Rachel: Honey, might I suggest watching a little more ESPN and a little less E!
Quote from Phoebe
Rachel: Remember, we were on the sleeping porch? We couldn't stop giggling and our coconuts kept knocking together.
Phoebe: Somewhere Joey's head is exploding.
Quote from Monica
Ross: Why don't we put them on? You know, get a picture of Batman and James Bond, together.
Chandler: I would, but my pants are a little tight.
Monica: A little tight? I could see 00 and 7 in those things.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Rachel got Ross the tuxedo that Val Kilmer wore in Batman. Batman is so much cooler than James Bond.
Monica: What are you talking about? 007 has all those gadgets.
Chandler: Batman has a utility belt.
Monica: 007 has a fancy car.
Chandler: Batman has the Batmobile.
Monica: 007 gets all the ladies.
Chandler: Batman has Robin. We get ESPN, right?
Quote from Joey
Joey: Well, the wedding is the same day as my niece's christening and I want my parents to see me. I mean, my part's in the beginning. I'm not in the rest of the show- Wedding.
Monica: The wedding starts at 6.
Joey: Okay. Okay. I totally hear you. Oh, how about this? I vamp till they get there.
Monica: You'll "vamp"?
Joey: Yeah, yeah. Like warm up the crowd. I'll ask where they're from. Because in Joey Tribbianni, you get a minister and an entertainer. I'm a "ministainer." There's no one better. There's no one greater.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: I actually work at Ralph Lauren.
Melissa: Shut up!
Rachel: I will not. I'm actually the divisional head of men's sportswear.
Melissa: Shut up more! Are you friends with Ralph?
Rachel: Oh, please.
Melissa: Are you?
Rachel: No.
Quote from Rachel
Melissa: We have to have dinner. What are you doing tomorrow?
Rachel: Tomorrow. I don't know.
Melissa: You do now. You're having dinner with me.
Rachel: Shut up.
Quote from Rachel
Monica: So this is where the band is. And here's the bar. And all these pins have people's names on them. Rach, here you are.
Rachel: Wow. Why don't we just take me and put me with a Manhattan in my hand talking to the cute bartender. [laughs] These pins aren't for playing, are they?