‘The One with Rachel's Big Kiss’
Season 7, Episode 20 - Aired April 26, 2001
Rachel runs into a former sorority sister with whom she claims to have once had a passionate kiss. Meanwhile, Chandler goes shopping for a tuxedo to wear to his wedding.
Quote from Monica
Monica: Okay, the red ones are my guests, and the blue pins are yours.
Chandler: This is so sad. I only have like 10 pins.
Monica: Chandler, relax. It's not a contest. Certainly not a close one.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Well, I think we should invite them.
Monica: Oh, please. You just want more blue pins.
Chandler: Well, this is just sad.
Quote from Monica
Monica: All right. Maybe I can fit them in if I just do some rearranging, but Rachel may actually have to sit at the bar.
Rachel: That is not a problem.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: These are all the tuxedos that we make. So if there's anything you like, we can make you a deal. Anything at all. But these are the three that Monica pre-approved.
Quote from Rachel
Chandler: Thanks a lot for hooking me up, Rach. And I want you to know that I want you to attend our wedding as my guest.
Rachel: I'm Monica's maid of honor. Okay, don't try to blue-pin me.
Quote from Rachel
Chandler: Who wore those?
Rachel: Well, this one's Tom Brokaw.
Chandler: Not bad.
Rachel: This one is Paul O'Neil.
Chandler: Who's that?
Rachel: He plays for the Yankees. Seriously, ESPN. Just once in a while. Have it on in the background.
Quote from Joey
Rachel: So, Joey, I just hooked Ross and Chandler up with some tuxedos for the wedding. Do you need one?
Joey: No, I'm performing the ceremony, I'm not wearing a tux.
Rachel: Well, what are you gonna wear?
Joey: Multi-colored robes. Oh, and maybe a hat.
Rachel: Does Monica know about this?
Joey: I don't think so.
Rachel: Can I please be there when you tell her?
Quote from Joey
Phoebe: Rach, wait. Do you want to go to a movie tonight?
Rachel: Oh, I can't. I have to have dinner with that Melissa girl.
Joey: Can I come? I won't even talk. You'll just hear the noise from my video camera.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: What? What's going on?
Joey: Can I tell her?
Rachel: Well, do you want to hear what actually happened or Joey's lewd version?
Phoebe: Joey's.
Quote from Joey
Rachel: Hey. It happened. It was senior year. It was after the Sigma Chi luau and Melissa and I got very drunk. And we ended up kissing. For several minutes.
Phoebe: Which means she had a couple spritzers and a peck on the cheek.
Joey: Why are you taking this away from me?