Joey: Well, the wedding is the same day as my niece's christening and I want my parents to see me. I mean, my part's in the beginning. I'm not in the rest of the show- Wedding.
Monica: The wedding starts at 6.
Joey: Okay. Okay. I totally hear you. Oh, how about this? I vamp till they get there.
Monica: You'll "vamp"?
Joey: Yeah, yeah. Like warm up the crowd. I'll ask where they're from. Because in Joey Tribbianni, you get a minister and an entertainer. I'm a "ministainer." There's no one better. There's no one greater.