Ross Quote #901

Quote from Ross in The One with Rachel's Big Kiss

Rachel: That was my friend, Melissa, from college.
Ross: She seems really, really fun!
Rachel: She's actually very sweet, and we used to be very close.
Monica: Wait a minute. She's not the one who you?
Joey: Who you what? Who you what?
Rachel: Yes.
Monica: Wow!
Joey: Wow, what? Who you what?
Rachel: Oh, it's not a big deal.
Monica: They were lovers.
Joey: What?
Ross: What?
Rachel: No, we weren't. It was nothing. It was one night, senior year, and we went to a party had a lot of sangria, and you know, ended up kissing for a bit.
Ross: So that's two of my wives.

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 ‘The One with Rachel's Big Kiss’ Quotes

Quote from Phoebe

Melissa: Phoebe, were you ever in a sorority?
Phoebe: Of course. Yes, I was a, um... Thigh Mega Tampon.
Melissa: What one?
Phoebe: Yeah. You know, we were really huge, but then they had to shut us down when Regina Phalange died of alcohol poisoning.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: It just seems pretty wild. And you're so vanilla.
Rachel: Vanilla? I'm not vanilla. I do lots of crazy things. I mean, I got drunk and married in Vegas.
Phoebe: To Ross.

Quote from Chandler

Rachel: Ooh, this one was Pierce Brosnan.
Chandler: Pierce Brosnan?
Rachel: Uh-huh.
Chandler: Are you serious? 007? This is James Bond's tux? Oh, I have to get married in James Bond's tux.
Rachel: It's a pretty cool tux.
Chandler: It's not just that. I would be England's most powerful weapon. A jet-setting heartbreaker on Her Majesty's secret service. A man who fears no one, with a license to kill. Would Monica let me wear this?