Phoebe: Come on, it's not that big a deal.
Chandler: Not that big a deal? There was touching of things.
Ross: Chandler, I know you wanted to bond with my dad but did you have to bond to that part?

Chandler: If that is your father calling to tell this story, then the marriage is off.
Monica: Come on. [on the phone] Hello. I'm sorry, you have the wrong number. Okay, I'll call you later, Dad. I love you.

Ross: I remember when she took me out on her dad's boat. She wouldn't let me help out at all.
Rachel: Excuse me, I wanted you to help. But you couldn't move your arms because you were wearing three life jackets.
Ross: You have to respect the sea.

Rachel: Joey, I'm sorry if you thought that was mean. But I tell you, that was not mean. My father is mean. He used to always yell at me on the boat. It was horrible. I was being a really good teacher.
Joey: Does a good teacher say, "Put down the beer, pinhead!"
Rachel: Well, does a good student drink 7 beers during his first lesson?
Joey: Six and a half. You knocked the last one out of my hand, remember?
Rachel: Yeah, I didn't want you to get hit by the boom.
Joey: Well, it hit me anyway. And it would have hurt a lot less if I had finished that last beer.

Monica: I have not made this many cookies since I was in the 9th grade.
Phoebe: What was that for, like a bake sale?
Monica: No, just a Friday night.

Ross: These are pretty good.
Phoebe: Yeah, but not as good as batch 17.
Ross: Which one was that?
Monica: The ones we had right after you almost threw up.
Ross: Oh, yeah, batch 17 was good. I did not like batch 16. [gipping] I'm okay.

Phoebe: Are there anymore from the good batch? Because we could just work off those.
Ross: Yeah, I think there's one from Batch 17 left. [eats cookie] Batch 16. Sixteen, people, get out of the way!

Rachel: Okay, Joey, we're luffing a little bit. Can you tighten up the Cunningham?
Joey: Whoa, you just said a bunch of stuff I don't know there.
Rachel: Joey, come on. We just went over this.
Joey: Oh, you know, when we did that was when that bird was flying overhead with the fish in his mouth. Did you see it? It was gross.
Rachel: No. All right, I did not see the bird. I did not see the fish. I did not see the piece of Styrofoam that was shaped like Mike Tyson. I did not, because I was trying to teach you how to sail a boat. Which obviously is an impossible thing to do.
Joey: All right, that's it. You're yelling, and I don't see you taking your top off. I quit!
Rachel: What do you mean you quit? You can't quit.
Joey: Why not?
Rachel: Because you're not finished finished yet and I won't have it. Greens do not quit.
Joey: Greens? I'm a Tribbiani. Tribbianis quit.

Rachel: Oh, my God. Did I- I just said, "Greens don't quit," didn't l? Did I say, "Greens don't quit"?
Joey: Yes, yes. And you're still yelling at me.
Rachel: No, no, no. I'm not yelling at you. I'm just yelling near you. Oh, God, Joey. I'm my father. Oh, my God. This is horrible. I've been trying so hard not to be my mother, I did not see this coming.

Joey: I did learn.
Rachel: Really?
Joey: Yeah, come on.
Rachel: No.
Joey: Okay. I know what a mainsail is. I know- I know to duck when the boom comes across. I know port is right.
Rachel: Left.
Joey: Damn it!