Joey Quote #1024
Quote from Joey in The One with Phoebe's Cookies
Rachel: Okay, Joey, we're luffing a little bit. Can you tighten up the Cunningham?
Joey: Whoa, you just said a bunch of stuff I don't know there.
Rachel: Joey, come on. We just went over this.
Joey: Oh, you know, when we did that was when that bird was flying overhead with the fish in his mouth. Did you see it? It was gross.
Rachel: No. All right, I did not see the bird. I did not see the fish. I did not see the piece of Styrofoam that was shaped like Mike Tyson. I did not, because I was trying to teach you how to sail a boat. Which obviously is an impossible thing to do.
Joey: All right, that's it. You're yelling, and I don't see you taking your top off. I quit!
Rachel: What do you mean you quit? You can't quit.
Joey: Why not?
Rachel: Because you're not finished finished yet and I won't have it. Greens do not quit.
Joey: Greens? I'm a Tribbiani. Tribbianis quit.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Phoebe's Cookies’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Joey: Look at this clown. Just because he's got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river. Get out of the way, jackass! Who names their boat Coast Guard, anyway?
Rachel: That is the Coast Guard.
Joey: What are they doing out here? The coast is all the way over there.
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: I mean, what about friends of your grandma? Wouldn't they have the recipe?
Phoebe: Well, you know, I may have relatives in France who would know. My grandmother said she got the recipe from her grandmother, "Nestley Toulouse."
Monica: What was her name?
Phoebe: Nestley Toulouse.
Monica: Nestlé Toll House?
Phoebe: Ugh. You Americans always butcher the French language.
Monica: Phoebe, is this the recipe?
Phoebe: Yes! Oh.
Monica: I cannot believe that I just spent the last two days trying to figure out that recipe and it was in my cupboard the whole time.
Phoebe: I know! You see, it is stuff like this which is why you're burning in hell!
Quote from Chandler
Phoebe: If you don't sail your boat, what do you do on there?
Joey: Oh, it's great. It's a great place to just kind of sit, hang around, drink a few beers, eat some chips.
Chandler: Well, it's good that you finally have a place to do that.