Rachel Quote #681

Quote from Rachel in The One with Phoebe's Cookies

Rachel: Oh, my God. Did I- I just said, "Greens don't quit," didn't l? Did I say, "Greens don't quit"?
Joey: Yes, yes. And you're still yelling at me.
Rachel: No, no, no. I'm not yelling at you. I'm just yelling near you. Oh, God, Joey. I'm my father. Oh, my God. This is horrible. I've been trying so hard not to be my mother, I did not see this coming.

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 ‘The One with Phoebe's Cookies’ Quotes

Quote from Joey

Joey: Look at this clown. Just because he's got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river. Get out of the way, jackass! Who names their boat Coast Guard, anyway?
Rachel: That is the Coast Guard.
Joey: What are they doing out here? The coast is all the way over there.

Quote from Phoebe

Monica: I mean, what about friends of your grandma? Wouldn't they have the recipe?
Phoebe: Well, you know, I may have relatives in France who would know. My grandmother said she got the recipe from her grandmother, "Nestley Toulouse."
Monica: What was her name?
Phoebe: Nestley Toulouse.
Monica: Nestlé Toll House?
Phoebe: Ugh. You Americans always butcher the French language.
Monica: Phoebe, is this the recipe?
Phoebe: Yes! Oh.
Monica: I cannot believe that I just spent the last two days trying to figure out that recipe and it was in my cupboard the whole time.
Phoebe: I know! You see, it is stuff like this which is why you're burning in hell!

Quote from Chandler

Phoebe: If you don't sail your boat, what do you do on there?
Joey: Oh, it's great. It's a great place to just kind of sit, hang around, drink a few beers, eat some chips.
Chandler: Well, it's good that you finally have a place to do that.