Rachel: Joey, I'm sorry if you thought that was mean. But I tell you, that was not mean. My father is mean. He used to always yell at me on the boat. It was horrible. I was being a really good teacher.
Joey: Does a good teacher say, "Put down the beer, pinhead!"
Rachel: Well, does a good student drink 7 beers during his first lesson?
Joey: Six and a half. You knocked the last one out of my hand, remember?
Rachel: Yeah, I didn't want you to get hit by the boom.
Joey: Well, it hit me anyway. And it would have hurt a lot less if I had finished that last beer.