‘The One with Phoebe's Cookies’
Season 7, Episode 3 - Aired October 19, 2000
When Monica asks for Phoebe's grandmother's cookie recipe, Phoebe gives her an old cookie so they can attempt to reconstruct the recipe. Meanwhile, Rachel tries to teach Joey how to sail, and Chandler joins Monica's dad at the country club.
Quote from Rachel
Chandler: All right, I'm off to see your dad.
Ross: Whoa. Aren't you a little overdressed?
Rachel: Yeah, and you better make sure he tips you this time.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Look, I figured I would try to convince him not to tell the story anymore and I figured the best way to do that was face to face. And by "face," I don't mean his lap. And by "face," I don't mean my ass.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Hey, are you getting Monica and Chandler a present?
Rachel: I don't know. You know, they didn't get us anything.
Ross: Thank you!
Quote from Joey
Rachel: So when are we getting back out on the water, matey?
Joey: Oh, I don't know the boat way to say this, but, never.
Rachel: Why not?
Joey: Because you're mean on the boat.
Rachel: What? I was just trying to teach you.
Joey: Well, lesson learned. Rachel is mean.
Quote from Joey
Rachel: I'm sorry. I will try to tone it down and stop yelling.
Joey: You won't boss me around anymore?
Rachel: I won't boss you around.
Joey: And you'll be nice?
Rachel: And I'll be nice.
Joey: And you'll be topless?
Rachel: Joey!
Joey: You want me to learn?
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Okay, Joey, honey. You're doing really good. All right, I'm just going to need you to step to the portside. Remember, remember how we talked about the portside?
Joey: Oh, yeah. No.
Rachel: It's left, sweetie, but that's okay. That's a tough one.
Joey: I don't know why you don't just say left?
Rachel: Okay, go to the left. Ahem, the left.
Joey: Huh?
Rachel: Just sit over there!
Quote from Chandler
Monica: I'm going to be the mom who makes the world's best chocolate chip cookies.
Chandler: Our kids are gonna be fat, aren't they?