Joey Quote #1022
Quote from Joey in The One with Phoebe's Cookies
Rachel: Joey, I'm sorry if you thought that was mean. But I tell you, that was not mean. My father is mean. He used to always yell at me on the boat. It was horrible. I was being a really good teacher.
Joey: Does a good teacher say, "Put down the beer, pinhead!"
Rachel: Well, does a good student drink 7 beers during his first lesson?
Joey: Six and a half. You knocked the last one out of my hand, remember?
Rachel: Yeah, I didn't want you to get hit by the boom.
Joey: Well, it hit me anyway. And it would have hurt a lot less if I had finished that last beer.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Phoebe's Cookies’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Joey: Look at this clown. Just because he's got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river. Get out of the way, jackass! Who names their boat Coast Guard, anyway?
Rachel: That is the Coast Guard.
Joey: What are they doing out here? The coast is all the way over there.
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: I mean, what about friends of your grandma? Wouldn't they have the recipe?
Phoebe: Well, you know, I may have relatives in France who would know. My grandmother said she got the recipe from her grandmother, "Nestley Toulouse."
Monica: What was her name?
Phoebe: Nestley Toulouse.
Monica: Nestlé Toll House?
Phoebe: Ugh. You Americans always butcher the French language.
Monica: Phoebe, is this the recipe?
Phoebe: Yes! Oh.
Monica: I cannot believe that I just spent the last two days trying to figure out that recipe and it was in my cupboard the whole time.
Phoebe: I know! You see, it is stuff like this which is why you're burning in hell!
Quote from Chandler
Phoebe: If you don't sail your boat, what do you do on there?
Joey: Oh, it's great. It's a great place to just kind of sit, hang around, drink a few beers, eat some chips.
Chandler: Well, it's good that you finally have a place to do that.