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‘The One Where Joey Moves Out’
Season 2, Episode 16 - Aired February 15, 1996
When Joey and Chandler have a fight, Joey decides the time is right to rent an apartment of his own. Meanwhile, Monica's parents find out about her relationship with Richard, while Rachel and Phoebe choose to get tattoos.
Quote from Monica
Judy Geller: So who's the mystery man?
Monica: Well, he's a doctor.
Judy Geller: A real doctor?
Monica: No, a doctor of meat.
Quote from Ross
Ross: I don't think Mom and Dad would mind. Remember when you were 9 and Richard was 30, Dad said "God, I hope they get together."
Quote from Joey
Joey: What are you getting all bent out of shape for? It's not like we agreed to live together forever. We're not Bert and Ernie.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: You guys are getting tattoos?
Rachel: Yes, but you cannot tell Ross because I wanna surprise him.
Joey: Wow, this is wild. What are you gonna get?
Phoebe: I'm getting a lily. For my mom, because her name's Lily.
Chandler: Wow, that's lucky. What if her name was Big Ugly Splotch?
Quote from Ross
Joey: Where you getting it?
Phoebe: I think on my shoulder.
Ross: What? What's on your shoulder?
Phoebe: Um, a chip. A tattoo. I'm getting a tattoo.
Ross: A tattoo? Why? Why would you wanna do that?
Rachel: Uh, hey, you don't think they're kind of cool?
Ross: No. Sorry, I don't. I mean, why would anyone pay someone to scar their body for life? I mean, what if it doesn't come out right? It's like, I don't know, having a bad haircut all the time. Why is everyone staring at me?
Quote from Ross
Monica: Ross, let's switch places. You get in the middle. Unless this looks like we're trying to cover something up.
Ross: Monica, you could come in straddling him, they still wouldn't believe it.
Quote from Jack Geller
Jack Geller: Come on, tell us.
Bob: ls she really 20?
Richard: I am not telling you guys anything.
Jack Geller: Come on, Rich, it's my birthday. Let me live vicariously.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Hey, is your boyfriend the boss of you?
Rachel: No.
Phoebe: Okay, who is the boss of you?
Rachel: You?
Phoebe: No, you are the boss of you. Now you march your heiney in there and get that tattoo on your hip. Go!
Quote from Jack Geller
Judy Geller: Did you know Richard has a twinkie in the city?
Jack Geller: I know. He's a new man. It's like a scene from Cocoon.
Quote from Chandler
Joey: Can we drop this? I am not interested in the guy's apartment.
Chandler: Oh, please. I saw the way you were checking out his moldings.