Quote from Ross in The One Where Joey Moves Out
Joey: Where you getting it? Phoebe: I think on my shoulder. Ross: What? What's on your shoulder? Phoebe: Um, a chip. A tattoo. I'm getting a tattoo. Ross: A tattoo? Why? Why would you wanna do that? Rachel: Uh, hey, you don't think they're kind of cool? Ross: No. Sorry, I don't. I mean, why would anyone pay someone to scar their body for life? I mean, what if it doesn't come out right? It's like, I don't know, having a bad haircut all the time. Why is everyone staring at me?