‘The One Where Joey Moves Out’
Season 2, Episode 16 - Aired February 15, 1996
When Joey and Chandler have a fight, Joey decides the time is right to rent an apartment of his own. Meanwhile, Monica's parents find out about her relationship with Richard, while Rachel and Phoebe choose to get tattoos.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Then you'll be able to spend more quality time with your real friends, the spoons.
Quote from Ross
Judy Geller: Ross, your son isn't seeing anyone, is he?
Richard: Not that I know of.
Judy Geller: Well, I was thinking, why doesn't he give Monica a call?
Richard: That- That's an idea.
Monica: Well, actually, I'm already seeing someone.
Judy Geller: Oh?
Richard: Oh?
Ross: Oh.
Judy Geller: She never tells us anything. Ross, did you know Monica's seeing someone?
Ross: Mom, there are so many people in my life. Some of them are seeing people and some aren't.
Quote from Monica
Judy Geller: It seems your daughter and Richard are something of an item.
Jack Geller: That's impossible. He's got a twinkie in the city.
Monica: Dad, I'm the twinkie.
Jack Geller: You're the twinkie?
Richard: She's not a twinkie.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: You didn't get it?
Phoebe: No.
Rachel: Why didn't you get it?
Phoebe: I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Rachel: Phoebe, how could you do this to me? This was your idea.
Phoebe: I know, I know. I was gonna get it, but then he came in with this needle. And did you know they do this with needles?
Rachel: Really? You don't say? Because mine was licked on by kittens!
Quote from Jack Geller
Judy Geller: So, Jack you ever think about trading me in for a younger model?
Jack Geller: Of course not. With you, it's like I've got two 25-year-olds.
Judy Geller: Oh, Jack, stop.
Jack Geller: Come on. It's my birthday.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Is this because of what Ross said?
Rachel: Well, yeah, maybe.
Phoebe: I don't believe this. Is this how this relationship's gonna work? Ross equals boss? I mean, come on, what is this, 1922?
Rachel: What's 1922?
Phoebe: Just, you know, a long time ago. When men used to tell women what to do a lot. And then there was suffrage, which was a good thing but it sounds horrible.
Quote from Judy Geller
Richard: Judy! Going to the bathroom. Good for you.
Judy Geller: Thank you, Richard. I appreciate the support.
Quote from Monica
Ross: Mon, are you okay?
Monica: You remember that video I found of Mom and Dad? Well, I just caught the live show.
Ross: Ew.
Quote from Phoebe
Rachel: That is not a tattoo. That is a nothing. I finally got her in the chair, he barely touched her with the needle, she jumped up screaming and that was it.
Phoebe: Okay, hi. For your information, this is exactly what I wanted. This is a tattoo of the Earth as seen from a great, great distance. It's the way my mother sees me from heaven.
Quote from Joey
Phoebe: I know you're just moving uptown, but I'm really gonna miss you.
Monica: I know. How can you not be across the hall anymore?
Rachel: Yeah. Who's gonna eat all of our food? And tie up our phone lines? And is that my bra? What the hell are you doing with my bra?
Joey: It's not what you think. We used it to fling water balloons off the roof. Remember that? Those kids couldn't even get theirs across the street.