Ross Quote #235
Quote from Ross in The One Where Joey Moves Out
Joey: Where you getting it?
Phoebe: I think on my shoulder.
Ross: What? What's on your shoulder?
Phoebe: Um, a chip. A tattoo. I'm getting a tattoo.
Ross: A tattoo? Why? Why would you wanna do that?
Rachel: Uh, hey, you don't think they're kind of cool?
Ross: No. Sorry, I don't. I mean, why would anyone pay someone to scar their body for life? I mean, what if it doesn't come out right? It's like, I don't know, having a bad haircut all the time. Why is everyone staring at me?
Friends Quotes
‘The One Where Joey Moves Out’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Joey: Hey, why can't we use the same toothbrush but we can use the same soap?
Chandler: Because soap is soap. It's self-cleaning.
Joey: All right, well, next time you shower think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash.
Quote from Judy Geller
Monica: Of course he's a real doctor. And he's handsome. And he's sweet, and I know you'd like him.
Judy Geller: Well, that's wonderful. [turns around to see Monica close to Richard] Ay.
Monica: Mom, it's okay.
Richard: It is, Judy.
Judy Geller: Jack! Could you come in here for a moment? Now!
Quote from Monica
Chandler: Richard's going to the party too?
Monica: He's my parents' best friend. He has to go.
Joey: So is today the day you'll tell them about you two?
Monica: Yeah, for my dad's birthday, I decided to give him a stroke.