Janice: So? Are you guys thinking of getting this house too? Ooh! Are we gonna have a bidding war? I'd better warn you, I'm a toughie. [laughs]

Monica: No, actually, we're buying the house next door.
[Janice gasps]
Chandler: Why!?
Monica: I don't know why.
Janice: Oh, that decides it then. I was on the fence. But knowing that you two would be our neighbors? Ah! Now we have to get it. Ellen, we're going to talk numbers. [laughs]

Monica: Okay. Okay. All right. What if we got both houses? Huh? We could turn this house into a guest house.
Chandler: That is a great idea. And by the way, I don't mean to sound distasteful, but when did you start crapping money?

Monica: Okay, but if we don't get this house, she's still gonna show up wherever we go. I mean, at least if she's here, it eliminates the element of surprise. I mean, never again will you have to hear the three words that make your balls jump back up inside your body.

Mr. Zelner: Who is it?
Ross: It's me. Ron. Look, I- Um, I now Rachel turned you down but I think there is a way you might be able to get her to come back.
Mr. Zelner: This may surprise you but re-hiring fired employees is not my main job.
Ross: Just hear me out. How would you feel about offering her a raise?
Mr. Zelner: Not good, Ron.
Ross: Perhaps I can persuade you. What if you can give your son this genuine pterodactyl egg replica.
Mr. Zelner: Wow, that's pretty cool.
Ross: Huh? So? We have a deal?
Mr. Zelner: Okay, you got it.
Ross: Yes. Yes.
Mr. Zelner: This is gonna make me very popular.
Ross: Oh. Believe me, the ladies, they love it.
Mr. Zelner: I meant with my son.
Ross: Good, because the ladies, not so much.

Joey: Hello?
Phoebe: [as Estelle] Joey, it's Estelle.
Joey: Estelle?
Phoebe: Yeah, I wanted to call and tell you that there's no hard feelings for firing me.
Joey: ... Okay. I just- I can't believe you're calling me?
Phoebe: Well, I didn't think I should just drop by-
Joey: No, no, no! Don't drop by! Don't drop by.
Phoebe: Anyway, you did what you had to do. I'm okay.
Joey: Can I ask you something? Um, what's it like there?
Phoebe: It's alright. Look kiddo, I gotta go. Good luck with the career. You're gonna be huge.
Joey: Thanks for everything Estelle. Bye. "Out of area." Boy, I'll say.

Chandler: Wait! I just want you to know that I'm so happy you're going to be here.
Janice: Oh, me too. [laughs]
Chandler: Because that way we can pick up where we left off.
Janice: Huh?
Chandler: I never stopped loving you.
Janice: Oh my-
Chandler: Yeah, yeah, yeah! I want you. I need you. I must have you, Janice Litman-Goralnik née Hosenstein.
Janice: Chandler, what are you talking about?
Chandler: Now that you live next door, we can be together every day. Sid and Monica never have to know a thing.
Janice: I don't know what to say. I mean, you know, obviously we have this heat between us.
Chandler: Obviously.
Janice: But I love my husband. And I know you love your wife. Now, I don't think we should get this house now.
Chandler: Don't say that. Don't tangle the dream and take it away.
Janice: Chandler, one of us has got to be strong.
Chandler: I understand.
Janice: Although, maybe just one last moment of weakness. [Janice kisses Chandler] Goodbye, Chandler Bing.
Chandler: They're never coming down now.

Rachel: You are never going to believe what happened to me today.
Ross: What?
Rachel: Ralph Lauren called again and they offered me more money.
Ross: They did?
Rachel: Yes. It was the weirdest thing. Zelner called me and he said we will do everything we can to get you back. And that I should thank some Ron. I don't even know what department that guy's in.

Janice: All right, I got to run. Tell Monica I say goodbye. And I'll see you later, neighbor. [laughs]

Ross: So if you take this job you'll be moving to Paris?
Chandler: Or facing a bitch of a commute.