Rachel: I know, it's huge and it's scary, and it's really far, far away from you guys, but this is such an incredible opportunity for me. And I've already talked to them about our situation with Emma and they said they'll do whatever we need to make us feel comfortable.
Ross: Okay.
Rachel: I mean, I'll fly back and forth. They'll fly you out. Anything we want.
Chandler: My boss said I might be getting a new lamp in my cubicle.

Phoebe: Ooh, what's going on?
Rachel: I got a really incredible job offer.
Joey: Hey, great. All right.
Phoebe: Good for you.
Rachel: It's in Paris.
Joey: What? No, no, no. No, no no no, no. No, too much is changing, okay? First, Phoebe getting married. Congratulations! And then these two move to a stupid house in the stupid suburbs-
Monica: Hey, this afternoon you said you'd be supportive.
Joey: Well, it comes and goes. I wouldn't trust it.

Joey: No, no, no. My hugs are reserved for people staying in America.
Rachel: Joey, it would mean so-
Joey: Hey! No! Get your France-going-arms away from me.

Phoebe: You okay with this?
Chandler: Well, it makes me feel sad, but-
Phoebe: Talking to Ross.
Chandler: I see.

Monica: The house next door to the one that we're buying in Westchester, just went on the market. I wanna take a look at it, but Chandler doesn't.
Chandler: We close escrow tomorrow, so seeing another house can only confuse us and we're easily confused. We're not very bright.

Joey: Well, I wanna hear it, because she keeps doing it.
Phoebe: Well, no, no, wait, wait, wait. All right, I gotta go. Just listen. Promise me, that you will wait a minute before you call her.
Joey: Okay. Why?
Phoebe: Because a promise between friends means never having to give a reason.
Joey: I love that saying!

Ross: Emma left her stuffed T-Rex at my house. You know she can't sleep without it.
Rachel: Oh, well, she's asleep now. Stop forcing that thing on her.
Ross: Okay.

Phoebe: All right, so promise you're gonna wait for her to call you?
Joey: I promise. And that means, never having to give a reason.

Ross: So, what are you gonna do?
Rachel: Well, I took it.
Ross: That's great. So you're staying in New York. Yay!
Rachel: Whoo. Yay.
Ross: You're excited, right?
Rachel: Yeah. Yeah. You know, the money's great. It's certainly the easier choice.
Ross: Right.
Rachel: Yeah, you know, was I looking forward to going to Paris? Sure. You know, was I excited about working in the fashion capital of the world? Oh, absolutely. Oh. Yeah, but you know, this is- It's fine. I'm fine going back to a job where I've pretty much gotten everything out of that I possibly can.
Ross: Um, I had no you- I had no idea you were so excited about Paris. Um, I mean, you said you were scared.
Rachel: Well, yeah, but I mean I was a good scared, though. You know, like "when I moved to New York" scared or when "I found out I was gonna have Emma scared". But this is fine. This is gonna be good.
Ross: You should go.
Rachel: What?
Ross: It's what you want. You should go.
Rachel: You really think so?
Ross: I really do.
Rachel: But I already told Zelner that I would come back-
Ross: [picking up another dinosaur artifact] I'm sure he'll understand.

Monica: But what if it is better than ours? Shouldn't we at least look?
Chandler: What do you think Pheebs?
Phoebe: Well, I think that shirt makes you look like you should work at a Baskin-Robbins.