Quote from Ross in The One Where Estelle Dies
Mr. Zelner: Who is it? Ross: It's me. Ron. Look, I- Um, I now Rachel turned you down but I think there is a way you might be able to get her to come back. Mr. Zelner: This may surprise you but re-hiring fired employees is not my main job. Ross: Just hear me out. How would you feel about offering her a raise? Mr. Zelner: Not good, Ron. Ross: Perhaps I can persuade you. What if you can give your son this genuine pterodactyl egg replica. Mr. Zelner: Wow, that's pretty cool. Ross: Huh? So? We have a deal? Mr. Zelner: Okay, you got it. Ross: Yes. Yes. Mr. Zelner: This is gonna make me very popular. Ross: Oh. Believe me, the ladies, they love it. Mr. Zelner: I meant with my son. Ross: Good, because the ladies, not so much.