Ross Quote #1387
Quote from Ross in The One Where Estelle Dies
Mr. Zelner: Who is it?
Ross: It's me. Ron. Look, I- Um, I now Rachel turned you down but I think there is a way you might be able to get her to come back.
Mr. Zelner: This may surprise you but re-hiring fired employees is not my main job.
Ross: Just hear me out. How would you feel about offering her a raise?
Mr. Zelner: Not good, Ron.
Ross: Perhaps I can persuade you. What if you can give your son this genuine pterodactyl egg replica.
Mr. Zelner: Wow, that's pretty cool.
Ross: Huh? So? We have a deal?
Mr. Zelner: Okay, you got it.
Ross: Yes. Yes.
Mr. Zelner: This is gonna make me very popular.
Ross: Oh. Believe me, the ladies, they love it.
Mr. Zelner: I meant with my son.
Ross: Good, because the ladies, not so much.
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‘The One Where Estelle Dies’ Quotes
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Janice: What a small world!
Chandler: And yet I never run into Beyoncé.
Quote from Ross
Mr. Zelner: But I'm sorry. There's nothing I can do. Ah, it's not true, there is nothing I want to do.
Ross: I see. Thanks very much.
Mr. Zelner: Mm-hmm.
Ross: Is this your son?
Mr. Zelner: Yeah, his name is Ross. What?
Ross: Oh, nothing. It's just, it's close to Ron. Does he- Does little Ross like dinosaurs by any chance?
Mr. Zelner: Yeah, they're all he talks about, why?
Ross: How would he like to come with me to the Museum of Natural History after everyone else has left just the two of us, and he can touch anything he wants. I just heard it how you must have heard it and that's not good. Let me start again. I'm a paleontologist. You'll be there with us. And the touching refers only to bones- Fossils!
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Ross: I don't know. I could talk to her boss. Yeah, I met him at that Christmas party. We really hit it off.
Monica: You mean the guy who kept calling you Ron?
Ross: I didn't say we were brothers!