‘The One After Vegas’
Season 6, Episode 1 - Aired September 23, 1999
The events of their drunken night in Vegas slowly come back to Ross and Rachel. Meanwhile, Phoebe and Joey drive back to New York in her cab, and Monica and Chandler consider taking a step forward in their relationship.
Quote from Ross
Rachel: Hey, hubby.
Ross: Yeah. Actually, I wanted to talk to you about that whole annulment thing.
Rachel: Uh-huh.
Ross: Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Okay. So we'll just stay married.
Ross: Yes, exactly.
Rachel: And I will make everyone call me Mrs. Geller.
Ross: Wow, this is so amazing. I really thought I'd have to talk you into this more.
Rachel: Okay, see now I'm scared because I don't actually think you're kidding.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Listen. I know you wanted to talk to me, but I have an idea that may make you wanna stay married. We register and you get to keep all the presents.
Rachel: [Rachel ponders this idea] No, Ross, come on.
Quote from Phoebe
Bill: There's the train station, where I get off. Well, I have your address and phone number.
Phoebe: And I have your name and the fact that you're a drifter. So ball's pretty much in your court.
Quote from Joey
Joey: So can we play 20 Questions now? I got a good one. I've been thinking about it since Kansas.
Phoebe: Okay. Is it a kind of hot sandwich?
Joey: Yes.
Phoebe: Is it a meatball sub?
Joey: That is incredible. You are the master.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Bug! [Rachel throws a bouquet of flowers, Monica catches them] Ah, that's funny. You look like you're gonna be the next bri-
Monica: Don't say it. Don't even think it.
Rachel: Geez. All right. Okay, Chandler, enjoy your handful.
Quote from Monica
Monica: I'm sick of the signs. It's too fast. I'm happy the way things are.
Chandler: Me too.
Monica: I don't want change, do you?
Chandler: No.
Monica: All right then. Then nothing changes. Everything is great and everything stays the same. And you go unpack, because it's been three days and it's driving me insane!
Quote from Chandler
Monica: Live together? There have been no signs for that.
Chandler: Me asking is kind of a sign.
Quote from Chandler
Monica: Here's your key. Here's your key. Now you have to go out and christen it. Now go out and come back in.
Chandler: Door hasn't been locked in five years, but okay.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Little problem. The key broke in the lock, and I can't get in.
Monica: Wait. Oh, my God, I can't get out.
Chandler: This isn't a sign.
Monica: No, no, no. It's not a sign. It's just a very old key.
Chandler: It's an old key.
Monica: Oh, my God, it's old.
Chandler: I love you.
Monica: I love you.
Chandler: Are you hugging the door right now?
Monica: No.
Chandler: Yeah, yeah, me neither.