‘The One After Vegas’
Season 6, Episode 1 - Aired September 23, 1999
The events of their drunken night in Vegas slowly come back to Ross and Rachel. Meanwhile, Phoebe and Joey drive back to New York in her cab, and Monica and Chandler consider taking a step forward in their relationship.
Quote from Monica
Chandler: We're doing the right thing, right?
Monica: Oh, of course we are. We left it up to fate. If we were supposed to get married, there would be a clear-cut sign. [the elevator door opens to reveal a reverend holding a bible]
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Okay, you have 19 questions left. Use them wisely. Come on, Joey. You can't win if you don't ask any ... [shouting] questions!
Quote from Ross
Rachel: Hey, hubby.
Ross: Yeah. Actually, I wanted to talk to you about that whole annulment thing.
Rachel: Uh-huh.
Ross: Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Okay. So we'll just stay married.
Ross: Yes, exactly.
Rachel: And I will make everyone call me Mrs. Geller.
Ross: Wow, this is so amazing. I really thought I'd have to talk you into this more.
Rachel: Okay, see now I'm scared because I don't actually think you're kidding.
Quote from Ross
Rachel: All right. Look, just please take a moment here and think about what you're asking of me. Okay?
Ross: I am asking you to do me a favor.
Rachel: You are asking me to be your wife.
Ross: And, as my wife, I think you should grant me this favor.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Listen. I know you wanted to talk to me, but I have an idea that may make you wanna stay married. We register and you get to keep all the presents.
Rachel: [Rachel ponders this idea] No, Ross, come on.
Quote from Phoebe
Bill: There's the train station, where I get off. Well, I have your address and phone number.
Phoebe: And I have your name and the fact that you're a drifter. So ball's pretty much in your court.
Quote from Phoebe
Joey: Come on, Pheebs, I can't take this anymore. Please talk to me. Let me make it up to you.
[singing] Ground control to Major Tom, Commencing countdown, Engines on, Take your protein pills, And put your helmet on, This is-
Phoebe: Stop it. Stop it. No. That's not fair. You know I can't resist that beautiful voice.
Quote from Joey
Joey: So can we play 20 Questions now? I got a good one. I've been thinking about it since Kansas.
Phoebe: Okay. Is it a kind of hot sandwich?
Joey: Yes.
Phoebe: Is it a meatball sub?
Joey: That is incredible. You are the master.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Bug! [Rachel throws a bouquet of flowers, Monica catches them] Ah, that's funny. You look like you're gonna be the next bri-
Monica: Don't say it. Don't even think it.
Rachel: Geez. All right. Okay, Chandler, enjoy your handful.