‘The One After Vegas’
Season 6, Episode 1 - Aired September 23, 1999
The events of their drunken night in Vegas slowly come back to Ross and Rachel. Meanwhile, Phoebe and Joey drive back to New York in her cab, and Monica and Chandler consider taking a step forward in their relationship.
Quote from Monica
Monica: I'm sick of the signs. It's too fast. I'm happy the way things are.
Chandler: Me too.
Monica: I don't want change, do you?
Chandler: No.
Monica: All right then. Then nothing changes. Everything is great and everything stays the same. And you go unpack, because it's been three days and it's driving me insane!
Quote from Chandler
Monica: Live together? There have been no signs for that.
Chandler: Me asking is kind of a sign.
Quote from Chandler
Monica: Here's your key. Here's your key. Now you have to go out and christen it. Now go out and come back in.
Chandler: Door hasn't been locked in five years, but okay.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Little problem. The key broke in the lock, and I can't get in.
Monica: Wait. Oh, my God, I can't get out.
Chandler: This isn't a sign.
Monica: No, no, no. It's not a sign. It's just a very old key.
Chandler: It's an old key.
Monica: Oh, my God, it's old.
Chandler: I love you.
Monica: I love you.
Chandler: Are you hugging the door right now?
Monica: No.
Chandler: Yeah, yeah, me neither.
Quote from Phoebe
Rachel: Do you guys wanna go see a movie?
Ross: Yeah, why not?
Rachel: Pheebs?
Phoebe: No thanks, I've already seen one.
Quote from Chandler
Monica: I can't believe Ross and Rachel got married.
Joey: I know! I didn't even know they were dating again.
Chandler: Well, I don't think they are as much dating as they are two bottles of vodka walking around in human form.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Oh, that's your thing.
Ross: What?
Phoebe: Your thing, your thing. You're the guy who gets divorced.
Chandler: Oh, yeah.
Ross: No, no, that's not "my thing." I do not love getting divorced.
Phoebe: Yes, you do.This is your third divorce. You love divorce so much, you're probably gonna marry it ... and then it won't work out, so you're gonna have to divorce it. Divorcing guy. [laughs] I'm so drunk.
Quote from Monica
Monica: So what should we do?
Chandler: I don't know. I know I love you.
Monica: I know I love you.
Quote from Joey
Chandler: I love her and everything, but seeing Ross and Rachel come out of that chapel was like a wake-up call that Monica and I are moving so fast, you know. How do I tell her without crushing her?
Joey: Oh. Tell her she's not marriage material.
Chandler: What?
Joey: Girls say it to me all the time. And if she's anything like me, she's just gonna be relieved.
Quote from Monica
Chandler: Where are we on the whole "going back to where they have the marriages" thing? I love you.
Monica: That's a good question. Last night we let the dice decide. Maybe we should leave it up to fate again. I love you.