‘The One After Vegas’
Season 6, Episode 1 - Aired September 23, 1999
The events of their drunken night in Vegas slowly come back to Ross and Rachel. Meanwhile, Phoebe and Joey drive back to New York in her cab, and Monica and Chandler consider taking a step forward in their relationship.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: You know, I was thinking what if l unpack here?
Monica: Then all your stuff would be here.
Chandler: Well, what if all my stuff was here?
Monica: Then you'd be going back and forth all the time. I mean, it doesn't make any sense.
Chandler: Okay. What if we live together, and you understand what I'm saying?
Quote from Phoebe
Attendant: No running in the chapel.
Phoebe: Hey, don't you give me any of your-
Quote from Ross
Ross: Why are we in bed together?
Rachel: I don't know. Do you have any clothes on?
Ross: Yes.
Rachel: Really?
Ross: No. But we didn't have ... sex, did we? I mean, I don't remember much about last night. It was such a blur.
Rachel: Oh, I remember laughing. I laughed a lot.
Ross: Then we didn't have sex.
Quote from Ross
Rachel: Oh, I mean, we were really drunk. I'm just glad we didn't do anything stupid.
Ross: Tell me about it. [Ross has "Just Married" written on his back]
Quote from Joey
Joey: Morning, Pheebs. Well, my movie has been officially canceled.
Phoebe: Joey, I'm so sorry. You want some of my breakfast?
Joey: Nah, I'm too depressed to eat. I'll probably eat in, like, five minutes.
Quote from Phoebe
Joey: So I guess I'll fly home with you guys. What time is your flight?
Phoebe: What about my cab?
Joey: Well, I don't need that anymore.
Phoebe: No, Joey, you borrowed my cab. You have to drive it back.
Joey: I don't wanna drive all the way back by myself. It gets so lonely. Oh, ooh, how about if you come with me?
Phoebe: I don't know. It's such a long trip.
Joey: It would be great. We could talk and play games. This could be our chance to, like, renew our friendship.
Phoebe: Are you asking me to have a "frienaissance"?
Joey: Sure?
Phoebe: All right, although I don't think we really need one, baby. I never stopped loving you.
Quote from Joey
Joey: What's up?
Chandler: Monica and I almost got married last night.
Joey: My God. That's huge. Wait a minute. Why wasn't I invited? And who was gonna be your best man? Don't say Ross. Do not say Ross.
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: How do I tell Chandler that it's too soon? It's gonna break his heart. He's gonna think I don't love him anymore.
Phoebe: Well, you don't.
Monica: Yes, I do.
Phoebe: Good. Good. I was just testing you.
Chandler: Hey.
Monica: Oh, hi. Hi. You know, we were just talking about bacon.
Phoebe: No, we were talking about tennis. Tennis is more believable.
Quote from Phoebe
Chandler: Are we gonna talk about what you guys did last night or...?
Rachel: What do you mean "last night"? Nothing happened last night.
Phoebe: Uh-huh. Ross invited us all to watch.
Monica: Rach, we weren't gonna miss our friends getting married.
Rachel: Oh! Who got married?
Chandler: You did.
Rachel: What?
Ross: Wait, hello. We didn't get married.
Rachel: No, we didn't get married. That's ridi-- [both gasp]
Ross: Wait, wait, wait. I remember being in a chapel. But they would not let us get married when we were that drunk.
Joey: They let you get married when you're drunk. Most people who get married in Vegas are drunk.
Phoebe: Yeah, I'm drunk right now. What I can't have a mimosa with breakfast? I'm on vacation.
Quote from Chandler
Monica: I can't believe I actually rolled an eight.
Chandler: That was so unlikely. Well, let's get married. I guess.