Frasier: You all right?
Lilith: I'll be fine. If I can't make anther little Frederick with you, there's always cloning. ... And you still don't know when I'm joking.
Frasier: I, well, I... Lilith, what are you going to do now?
Lilith: Well, I'm going to go home and give Frederick a very big hug. And maybe swab the inside of his cheek.

Lilith: What happened? I thought you were relocating to Seattle.
Albert: Oh, it wasn't a fit. I'm going back to Boston. I don't know, call me neurotic, I just can't work in a lab that's not immaculate.
Lilith: You work in a lab?
Albert: Mm-hmm. I'm a physicist.
Lilith: Really? My name's Lilith. [they shake hands]
Albert: Ah, the demon-goddess. Are you like the independent fireball that was your predecessor?
Lilith: I make her look like a vacillating cream puff.
Albert: Albert. [shake hands again] What happened with your friend? Did you get your favor?
Lilith: It's a long story.
Albert: Well, it's, it's a long flight.

Lilith: [on the phone] Yes, of course I'm excited, Nancy. Can't you hear it in the timbre of my voice? Yes, well, I'm afraid I might be a little bit late. I'm still waiting for my ex-husband.

Lilith: But you're right. It was a lovely evening.
Frasier: We do have our baggage, don't we? But then sometimes that's what makes the trip so interesting.
Lilith: With one hand the past moves us forward, and with the other it holds us back.
Frasier: Good-bye, Lilith.
Lilith: Good-bye, Frasier.

[Madeline opens the door. Lilith is standing there]
Madeline: Oh God!
Lilith: It's nice to see you too. Is Frasier here?
Madeline: Don't you live in Boston?!
Lilith: I'm here on a layover. And judging by Frasier's trademark mangoes on a stick, so are you. If you'd like, I can come back in ten minutes.

Lilith: Dr. Brian Patchett, I'd like you to meet Madeline Marshall, and Dr. Frasier Crane.
Brian: Your ex-husband? You're making a joke!
Lilith: No, God is.

Madeline: So you're here with someone?
Lilith: Why does everyone keep asking me that? Yes, I am.

Frasier: Oh, well, Madeline is just hilarious! She also designs her own line of sportswear.
Lilith: I'm sorry, I don't think I've ever worn sportswear.

Lilith: I am so nervous, I feel as though all the color has drained from my face. How is my makeup?
Frasier: Well, you could use a pinch.
Lilith: Do I have time?
Frasier: No, you could use a pinch. [He pinches her cheeks]
Lilith: Thank you.

Niles: Frasier is going to kill us. Oh, why did you have to look so damned bewitching all evening?
Lilith: Why did you have to drive me home and walk me to my door?
Niles: Oh, there's no point pointing fingers. We both know why this happened. Last night was simply two wounded people overcome with loneliness, confusion and...
Lilith: Tequila shooters.