Frasier: What about you? Are you here with someone?
Lilith: Yes. Actually, he's snorkeling at the moment.
Frasier: Anyone I know?
Lilith: Sam Malone.
Frasier: Sam?!
Lilith: Just kidding.

Lilith: Brian asked me to marry him.
Frasier: What?
Lilith: He wants to stop in Las Vegas on our way home.
Frasier: You're getting married.
Lilith: Yes.
Frasier: Well, so am I!
Lilith: Really?
Frasier: Yes, yes, to Madeline.
Lilith: Well, I just saw Madeline. She seemed in an awful hurry for someone who's getting married.
Frasier: She had to buy a dress. Oh, God, what am I doing? I'm not getting married.
Lilith: Wow, you really had me going.

Lilith: Can you forgive me?
Frederick: Yeah, for everything but naming me "Gaylord."