Melissa: What are you doing? Let me show you how it's done.
Jacob: Truth zone? I'm feeling a little conflicted about the constitutionality of stop and frisk, okay?
Melissa: All right. Let's remove your hat, bear. [candy spills out]
Jacob: I feel like Eric Adams.

Barbara: Now to put this candy contraband someplace safe.
Melissa: Oh, I have a human-sized sa... Uh, a, uh... A safe that's bigger than a breadbox in one of my closets.
Ava: Wait. How big is it? I've been looking for a safe place to keep my other safes.

Janine: Guess she has a thing for Kevin Hart in Soul Plane. [laughs]
Gregory: One, he did not play a pilot in that. Two, we, as a society, do not talk about Sully Sullenberger enough.
Janine: I'd say he's had his time.
Gregory: He landed an Airbus of people safely on a river!
Janine: Okay, I'm just saying that, as a pilot, like, half his job is landing, so he kind of was just doing his job.
Gregory: Wow.
Janine: Shouldn't have had a movie before Harriet Tubman.
Gregory: Tom Hanks can't play her. And I don't know why that's Mr. Sullenberger's problem. I will not rest until the world gives that man the respect that he deserves! [both laugh]

Barbara: And that door leads to the basement.
Jacob: The ghost janitor. [thunder crashes] Mr. Johnson said there's a ghost janitor that lives down there. A-And obviously I don't believe that. You know, because I am a grown-up person.
Gregory: So, you'll go look for Baby Thanos in the basement?
Jacob: Yeah, I will accompany you, Gregory, if you're scared.
Barbara: Search the basement. We will search the hall. Throw us a bone, please. Amen.
Jacob: You wanna... You wanna go first? 'Cause I-I don't have a preference, really. I...

Melissa: I've started over tons of times.
Janine: Yeah?
Melissa: Yeah. Let me tell you something, it sucks.
Janine: Great.
Melissa: No, it's scary at first, but you do it. You know why?
Barbara: Absolutely, Melissa.
Melissa: I didn't make my point yet.
Barbara: I fully wasn't listening.

Melissa: Okay, point is that it is way scarier to not put yourself out there. You don't wanna be the lonely old lady sitting at home on Halloween hoping no one eggs your house, right?
Janine: [scoffs] Oh, yeah, no, of course not. Yeah. Not me.
[aside to camera:]
Janine: I think I've been avoiding making new friends because the unknown, it's scary. But it is Halloween, the time to face your fears... Ghosts, ghouls, and new friends.

Ava: Did you guys find Baby Thanos?
Melissa: No, we came to see if maybe he scurried back in here.
Barbara: That child is slipperier than a buttered otter.

Chad: [as Mr. Johnson] Excuse me? Adults?
Janine: Chad! You found Baby Thanos?
Melissa: Where? How?
Chad: Just followed the trash.
[aside to camera:]
Mr. Johnson: I'll see you in court, you little [bleep].

Ava: Happy Halloween, y'all! Reap the whirlwind of Storm! [thunder rumbles]

Barbara: [dressed as a bumblebee] Look at all these bee-autiful costumes. Hey, baby!