‘Candy Zombies’
Season 2, Episode 6 - Aired October 26, 2022
The teachers of Abbott Elementary have their work cut out for them after a kid dressed as Baby Thanos shares Halloween candy during the school day. Meanwhile, Janine realizes she doesn't have a social life after her break-up with Tariq.
Quote from Jacob
Jacob: I am telling you, I saw the ghost janitor down there. Okay? The story is real.
Melissa: You saw Mr. Johnson. Mystery solved.
Jacob: No. No, no, no, this was something else. Something sinister.
Ava: Okay, Shaggy.
Quote from Ava
Ava: If this one doesn't work, we should try that sexy Walmart greeter costume.
Quote from Ava
Ava: Yes! Obviously I look better in it, then Marilyn, but honestly, then you.
Janine: Okay.
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