Andy: Jim! How 'bout you?
Jim: Uh, yeah. I mean, as the strongest person in this office, I guess I should go down with you...
Dwight K. Schrute: Hey. Okay, no. No. That. You are so not- Oh, God. [grunts] False. Andy, I will volunteer.

Andy: Great. And Kevin.
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Kevin: Good old Kevin. He'll do anything. Well, guess what? I will not do a good job.

Pam: Oh, thank you.
Angela: Sure.
Pam: Wait, wait. What's this?
Angela: Oh, sorry. I thought it was a guess your baby's birth weight pool.
Pam: It says "Lotto Pool", right on top.
Angela: Yeah. And I said sorry.
Pam: Oh come on. You really think I'm gonna have a fourteen pound baby?

Darryl: I'm good. I'm here. Let's find some warehouse workers.
Andy: Good. Great. Then can you say things that aren't like a huge bummer to everybody? Cause the more I talk, the more they're gonna realize I don't know what I'm talking about.

Andy: Is everyone licensed?
Male Applicant 2: Like a driver's license?
Andy: No. Warehouse license....Masters in warehouse sciences? I- I feel like Darryl has talked about a license of some kind.
Female Applicant: Is this a joke?
Andy: No. Not joking. This is real. Painfully real, what is happening right now.

Kevin: Guys! When I was a kid, my sisters used to butter me up and slide me across the linoleum floor of the kitchen. Then really made them laugh.
Jim: It's a great idea, Kev, I don't think it applies here though, so maybe we just-
Kevin: Yeah, we move stuff and it was fun.
Dwight K. Schrute: Kevin! Doesn't apply.
Kevin: Right. My mom-
Erin: You need to drop it, okay? They hate it. I like it a lot, but they hate it so drop it!

Andy: Does anyone get distracted easily by bubble wrap? You'll be dealing with lots of bubble wrap obviously. Um...
Male Applicant 1: How much longer is this gonna take?

Pam: So. I've been thinking, after we win the lottery, we take our winnings....
Jim: Our fake winnings
Pam: And we move to the south of France. See? No, there's plenty of bicycling for you. I think that's where they do the Tour de France.
Jim: It is, yeah. I mean I just don't know why I'm compromising if it's my fantasy. Cause in my fantasy, it's Maine and you love it.
Pam: Because I'm never gonna act like that, even in your fantasy.
Jim: Nope. You're, you're doing a great job of it in my fantasy right now.

Kevin: So I found this grease. And then I remembered that you thought it was a great idea.
Erin: You did say it was a great idea. I heard you say it!
Jim: So, it's not the dumbest idea.
Dwight K. Schrute: It's not the greatest one either...
Jim: But, the fact remains we gotta move these boxes.
Dwight K. Schrute: And it's clear we're not going to carry them.
Jim: So sadly, it's the best idea on the table.
Dwight K. Schrute: Exactly.
Kevin: I think we're ready to give thi- [Kevin slips on grease and falls] Jim?
Jim: Is he okay?
Dwight K. Schrute: Yep. He'll be fine.

Andy: What is going on?
Kevin: Oh, hey guys.
Darryl: Why is the forklift in the wall?
Andy: Why is the truck empty?
Dwight K. Schrute: Uh, it's not totally empty.
Darryl: Is that grease on my floor?
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, I can see why you're angry, you're coming into this cold. But believe me a lot of thought went into this.