Kevin Quote #203
Kevin: Guys! When I was a kid, my sisters used to butter me up and slide me across the linoleum floor of the kitchen. Then really made them laugh.
Jim: It's a great idea, Kev, I don't think it applies here though, so maybe we just-
Kevin: Yeah, we move stuff and it was fun.
Dwight K. Schrute: Kevin! Doesn't apply.
Kevin: Right. My mom-
Erin: You need to drop it, okay? They hate it. I like it a lot, but they hate it so drop it!
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