Andy Quote #371
Andy: Is everyone licensed?
Male Applicant 2: Like a driver's license?
Andy: No. Warehouse license....Masters in warehouse sciences? I- I feel like Darryl has talked about a license of some kind.
Female Applicant: Is this a joke?
Andy: No. Not joking. This is real. Painfully real, what is happening right now.
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