‘The Hooters’
Season 5, Episode 13 - Aired January 17, 2018
Murray is fed up of Adam being the class clown and doesn't think he'll ever make a career in entertainment. Meanwhile, Beverly and Geoff worry that Erica has become a pretentious snob at college.
Quote from Murray
Murray: Stop right there. We need to talk.
Adam: Why? You heard the guy I'm his star student.
Murray: He was Donald Ducking! If you don't laugh at a Donald Ducking, then we got a big problem big.
Quote from Erica
Erica: Hi. Excuse me. Have you seen a young man in a semi-silk jacket with an older lady who looks like a villain in a soap opera?
Rudolf: You're literally describing everyone here.
Quote from Adam
Mr. Crosby: All right. This is a butt joint. See here? You line up the studs, and then you pound that butt joint until it locks in tight. Questions?
Adam: I got a question. What's the best thing to use to wipe your butt joint?
Quote from Adam
Mr. Crosby: And remember safety first. There's no room for tomfoolery, shenanigans, or joyful horseplay in this class.
All: We'll cut off our finger.
Mr. Crosby: And why do we always measure twice?
All: We'll cut off our finger.
Mr. Crosby: And how do we know this to be true?
All: You cut off your finger.
Mr. Crosby: That's right. I cut off my finger. And this one! This one they sewed back on, but it doesn't work right. Finger rejected the host.
Quote from Adam
Mr. Crosby: Since we're all in the mood to have a laugh, why don't you show the class your midterm project?
Adam: You've got it, sir. I call it "Really Big Jenga"!
Mr. Crosby: That's just a bunch of 2x4s you sawed in half and stacked up. You didn't even sand them.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Oh! My baby's back!
Erica: Whoa, how long were you standing there waiting?
Beverly: So long.
Quote from Adam
Murray: You're grounded for a month, too.
Adam: What?!
Murray: You got to get serious with your schoolwork. Because in the future, jokes can't pay the bills.
Adam: Oh, yes, they can. Ask Sinbad.
Quote from Geoff
Beverly: Geoff? I thought you ended up going to the concert.
Geoff: No. Erica's doing her own thing which is great. I totally get it. Even though it's hurtful and I don't get it at all.
Quote from Barry
Geoff: So, you really think that Erica's like these fancy people on this show?
Barry: She's seeing Yoko Ono being weird and artsy. She's fancy, all right.
Quote from Adam
Murray: Why are you doing out of your room?! You're grounded for being a moron!
Adam: I can't be in that room anymore, man. It's like a prison with all my toys and video games.