Adam Quote #514
Quote from Adam in The Hooters
Mr. Crosby: And remember safety first. There's no room for tomfoolery, shenanigans, or joyful horseplay in this class.
All: We'll cut off our finger.
Mr. Crosby: And why do we always measure twice?
All: We'll cut off our finger.
Mr. Crosby: And how do we know this to be true?
All: You cut off your finger.
Mr. Crosby: That's right. I cut off my finger. And this one! This one they sewed back on, but it doesn't work right. Finger rejected the host.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Hooters’ Quotes
Quote from Erica
Beverly: At least let me buy you girls dessert. Oh, there's a new "wudder-ice" place.
Geoff: Oh, man! Their "wudder ice" is amazing!
Other Erica: Okay. What are you people talking about?
Beverly: "Wudder ice."
Geoff: "Wudder ice."
Beverly: "Wudder ice."
Other Erica: What's "wudder"?
Erica: They're trying to say "water ice." It's a local dessert.
Other Erica: Ew. Your food and words are gross. I say we drive straight until we find some culture.
Quote from Murray
Murray: Enough with the comedy, moron! You're gonna get a regular job like everybody else.
Adam: Like what?
Murray: Eh, I don't know. A police officer, a doctor, a-a construction worker, an Indian chief.
Adam: You're just listing the Village People!
Murray: You have more chance of being in a disco supergroup than you do from making money telling jokes.
Quote from Barry
Beverly: Okay, I got you the fancy rich-people food you wanted, but I-I just don't think-
Barry: This is my new way of living. Bring me my first course.
Beverly: I present to you pate.
Barry: Like a hamburger pat-tay?! Yes! No! Ugh! It's like meat, but it's smooth like peanut butter!
Beverly: Come on. Let mama make you a shrimp parm and a chili pot pie.
Barry: Yes! Let's cheese up some shrimps and pie up some chili!