Pops: Burn this.
Murray: I'm sorry?
Pops: This must never be seen by anyone.
Murray: I'm not following.
Pops: If you love my daughter, you won't do any of this ever again.
Murray: You said I wouldn't know if I could dance until I tried.
Pops: Well, you tried and now we know. You cannot and should not dance.

Adam: Oh, no!
Pops: Adam, no, turn away! It'll change you forever!
Adam: Oh, no, no, no! What am I looking at?!
Pops: Turn away!
Adam: I want to, but I can't. It's like the Ark from "Raiders"!
Murray: You promised you wouldn't judge me, but I'm feeling a lot of judging right now.
Pops: Don't make yourself the victim in this. That boy is the victim.
Adam: All I did was walk into the room.

Barry: It's boom time.
Erica: Stop! I don't know what this is, but stop.
Barry: It's a confetti cannon. Now cut-up paper will endlessly rain down on us like in the final scene of "Footloose."
Erica: I told you this is "Dirty Dancing," not "Footloose".
Barry: Hello? An authority figure has banned us from moving our bodies. Seriously, Erica, I pity you.

Erica: Wow. Um, that was something.
Geoff: It was everything. Like you.
Erica: You talked and ruined it.
Geoff: Of course.

Adam: You said we could see "Spaceballs." There's no space or balls in this whole movie.

Patrick Swayze: [on TV] Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
Beverly: Nobody!
Erica: My God, his arms are like glistening tree trunks.
Beverly: And woof! Mama like that mullet.

Geoff: Hey, pretty pretty. Guess you're gonna be looking for a partner to practice those sensual moves with.
Erica: And it's not going to be you.
Geoff: Come on, I know every single move that Swayze does in that movie.
Andy: Seriously?
Naked Rob: Ah, good for you.
Geoff: Actually, I've never seen it, but I will now, and I will dedicate my life to becoming your own personal Swayze.
Erica: You go full Swayze, maybe I'll let you dance near me.
Geoff: Proximity dance. It's a deal.

Principal Ball: No deal.
Erica: Hey!
Principal Ball: There is no way "Dirty Dancing" will ever be a theme at a school-sanctioned dance.
Erica: Give me one good reason.
Principal Ball: It's literally got "dirty" in the title, not to mention it's wildly inappropriate.

Adam: What if I told you there was a way that you could be a dancing god without ever having to move your body?
Barry: No! Don't listen to him.
Murray: I'm listening.
Adam: All you got to do is raise your hands over your head.
Murray: At the same time?
Adam: Yes.
Barry: You're gonna listen to this lazy-eyed nerd when you have this at your disposal?
Murray: I'm gonna go with Adam's easy thing.

Erica: Mom, guess what? I actually got Principal Ball to say yes, so the dirty dance is back on.
Beverly: Well, that is very surprising to me, Schmoop-aloo! [chuckling] I can't believe I did it. Uh, you! You did it, not me. I was here [chuckles] mopping.