Geoff: The dance is back on? That means I can still Swayze you.
Erica: Let it go, Geoff. I'm not gonna sensually gyrate with you.
Beverly: I'm sorry, "gyrate"?
Erica: If I'm gonna get dirty with anyone, it's gonna be Marc McGonagle.
Beverly: Marc McGonagle?
Geoff: Erica, I'm begging you. Give me a chance to groove all up on you.
Beverly: No. Do not do that.
Geoff: Let our bodies speak without words.
Beverly: Stop! Nobody's body is speaking to any other bodies. This is just a school dance.
Erica: Dirty dance.
Barry: Ugh, again with that awful movie.
Naked Rob: Think about it, dude. The school is letting us dirty-dance. They want us to get freaky.
Andy: Unh! Ladies' man Cogan bringing it dirty, y'all!
Beverly: That was not in the movie.
Andy: Yeah, we never saw the movie, but the title says it all.

Beverly: Stop the announcements. We need to talk.
Principal Ball: No, no, no, no, no! We had an agreement over stern eye contact that if I gave in to your daughter's dance demands, you would stay far away from my office.
Beverly: But that was before I realized that you were right and there can be no dance.
Principal Ball: But you forced me to flip-flop. I flipped. I can't flop back.
Beverly: I didn't know how dirty that dance was gonna be.
Principal Ball: Which is why I wanted it to be a Soda Pop Hop. It was my favorite dance as a teen, but no one's embraced it.

Geoff: It's 21:00. Operation "Dance My Way Into Erica's Heart" is a go.
Andy: That is not the name!
Naked Rob: It's way too long.

Erica: Baby has the watermelon.
Andy: Roger.
Naked Rob: 10-4.
Geoff: I love sharing secrets with you!
Andy: You're so loud.
Naked Rob: Way too loud.

Murray: Tell me where she is, and I'll get the ball rolling by calling her a moron.

Beverly: My baby is Baby.