Erica: Look at her. She's not even Parming the shrimp. Without her Parm, it's just plain shrimp.
Lainey: Wow, you really messed her up.

Dave Kim: Wow, you really messed him up.
Adam: He's wearing pants and not touching his rocky road? This is bad.

Erica: Actually, this time it's my treat. The Gimbels downtown store is having a going-out-of-business sale. One day only. Everything 50% off.
Beverly: Big whoop. Sales come and go.
Erica: I also believe you've been collecting a lifetime of coupons, one of which is good for 50% off your entire purchase.
Beverly: Again, not interested.
Erica: You should also know that I called my old Gimbels manager and he said he would honor my employee discount. Another 50% off.
Beverly: That's half of half of half off. The shopping trifecta. Only the luckiest yentas ever get to see it.

Adam: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Dave Kim: Arnold said six lines in that movie and your dad talked over every one?

Erica: Seriously, that dress could literally not get any radder.
Lainey: It's a sweater dress from Benetton.
Erica: They can take even the lamest and lumpiest of all clothes and make it sleek and sexy.
Lainey: Well, Benetton is the Italian word for "style."
Erica: I agree.

Erica: God. I want a sweater dress so bad. I wish I could afford it.
Lainey: Maybe you can get a job.
Erica: And maybe you can try and help me instead of talking nonsense.

Lainey: Well, then just ask your mom to buy it for you.
Erica: No way! Shopping with her is a nightmare. She always turns it into a daylong bonding marathon with brunch and mani-pedis and ice cream and long talks.
Lainey: You mean like a loving mom who you can always count on?
Erica: Ugh! I know, right?

Adam: Dad, you're actually interested in my movie. I want your feedback. Good or bad? We're partners on this.
Murray: Partners? Okay then. Well, it's all dark and hard to see.
Adam: There were some lighting challenges. Note taken.
Murray: And the camera shakes like crazy.
Adam: Camera's kinda heavy, so-
Murray: Also, it sounds like crap.
Adam: Wow. Lotta thoughts.
Murray: And it looks cheap as hell.
Adam: All right, maybe ease off.
Murray: Like a washed-out, crummy public-access show that's on at midnight.
Adam: I'm just a boy.
Murray: I gave you $80 to make a real movie. You said you were gonna do some real "Van Damage."

Murray: Adam, a word. Are you serious about this? The guy's a moron.
Adam: He's your son.
Murray: That's how I know!

Erica: Forget Gimbels. This will be just as fun. Hey. What's the one thing you love doing most when we go shopping?
Beverly: Nodding yes or no as you try on outfits like they do in the movies.