Murray Quote #365

Quote from Murray in Recipe for Death II: Kiss the Cook

Adam: Dad, you're actually interested in my movie. I want your feedback. Good or bad? We're partners on this.
Murray: Partners? Okay then. Well, it's all dark and hard to see.
Adam: There were some lighting challenges. Note taken.
Murray: And the camera shakes like crazy.
Adam: Camera's kinda heavy, so-
Murray: Also, it sounds like crap.
Adam: Wow. Lotta thoughts.
Murray: And it looks cheap as hell.
Adam: All right, maybe ease off.
Murray: Like a washed-out, crummy public-access show that's on at midnight.
Adam: I'm just a boy.
Murray: I gave you $80 to make a real movie. You said you were gonna do some real "Van Damage."

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Quote from Beverly

Erica: Mommy, remember that one time when I lived in your tummy?
Beverly: [gasps] So weird. I was just thinking about that.

Quote from Beverly

Adam: [As Arnold Schwarzenegger] I'll be back.
Beverly: You're not going anywhere, mister. You got schmutz all over your face. Here, let Mama get it off.
Adam: No! I'm Commando.
Beverly: Commando? No, no, no. Go put some undies on. You're gonna chafe your little gumdrops.

Quote from Murray

Adam: My dad has a seriously freaky talent of making action-movie zingers. Watch. Hey, Dad. What would Arnold say if he threw a guy off a cliff?
Murray: "My favorite season is fall." "You've been grounded." "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a dead guy." "Surprise! Hope you weren't thrown."
Adam: What would Arnold say to a guy he just fed to a lion?
Murray: "Pleased to eat you." "This won't hurt, or am I lyin'?" "Show some pride."
Dave Kim: What would Arnold say if he just ripped a guy's heart out?
Murray: "You're under cardiac arrest." "Be my Valentine." "Don't be so heartless."
Adam: He could be an action star.
Murray: Bevy! I need your strong fingers.
Adam: Or maybe not.