Beverly Quote #565
Quote from Beverly in Recipe for Death II: Kiss the Cook
Erica: Actually, this time it's my treat. The Gimbels downtown store is having a going-out-of-business sale. One day only. Everything 50% off.
Beverly: Big whoop. Sales come and go.
Erica: I also believe you've been collecting a lifetime of coupons, one of which is good for 50% off your entire purchase.
Beverly: Again, not interested.
Erica: You should also know that I called my old Gimbels manager and he said he would honor my employee discount. Another 50% off.
Beverly: That's half of half of half off. The shopping trifecta. Only the luckiest yentas ever get to see it.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Recipe for Death II: Kiss the Cook’ Quotes
Quote from Beverly
Erica: Mommy, remember that one time when I lived in your tummy?
Beverly: [gasps] So weird. I was just thinking about that.
Quote from Beverly
Adam: [As Arnold Schwarzenegger] I'll be back.
Beverly: You're not going anywhere, mister. You got schmutz all over your face. Here, let Mama get it off.
Adam: No! I'm Commando.
Beverly: Commando? No, no, no. Go put some undies on. You're gonna chafe your little gumdrops.
Quote from Murray
Adam: My dad has a seriously freaky talent of making action-movie zingers. Watch. Hey, Dad. What would Arnold say if he threw a guy off a cliff?
Murray: "My favorite season is fall." "You've been grounded." "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a dead guy." "Surprise! Hope you weren't thrown."
Adam: What would Arnold say to a guy he just fed to a lion?
Murray: "Pleased to eat you." "This won't hurt, or am I lyin'?" "Show some pride."
Dave Kim: What would Arnold say if he just ripped a guy's heart out?
Murray: "You're under cardiac arrest." "Be my Valentine." "Don't be so heartless."
Adam: He could be an action star.
Murray: Bevy! I need your strong fingers.
Adam: Or maybe not.