Adam: Are you sure you don't want to use the money towards another fur coat?
Beverly: No coat warms me as much as you. Also, a very angry young lady threw red paint on Linda Schwartz's coat when they were out to dinner, so-
Adam: Totally get it.

Erica: Wait a minute, Florida. That's it. Look. Pops sent us a postcard from his condo complex in Fort Lauderdale.
Barry: That's ground zero for all the horniness!
Erica: Damn it, why didn't I actually read his card instead of automatically throwing it in the garbage?

Pops: Welcome to the Manners of Inverrary, kiddos. My red-hot winter retreat. This here's our beach club.
Erica: Yeah, where is the beach?
Pops: 30 minutes. By car. Which I don't own. 'Cause I can't drive.

Barry: I cannot believe I'm spending Spring Break in sucky Jenkintown instead of on a Fort Lauderdale beach the way God intended.
Erica: I heard that the beer flows like water down there. Like, literally, you turn the faucet on and boom! Beer!
Barry: That's 'cause all their water is reserved for wet T-shirt contests.
Erica: The city of Fort Lauderdale actually elected Spuds MacKenzie as their mayor.
Barry: America's favorite party dog is their mayor?! How could we not be in Florida right now?

Beverly: There you go. Rib pot pie with no peas or carrots.
Murray: It's just crust and meat! Thank you.

Erica: We got to get there.
Barry: True, but how?
Erica: Question, Can you cry hysterically?
Barry: Oh, for sure. It's well established I'm an emotional time bomb.

Murray: Damn cold front moving in. I meant to pull out the ol' compression socks, keep that foot blood moving.

Murray: What is this? What are you jamming in my face?
Beverly: Just a luxurious coat that shows off how much my husband loves me.
Murray: How many coats do ya need?! I got you that brown one with the hood.
Beverly: That was eight years ago!

Beverly: For the love of God, just buy me a stinkin' fur coat already!
Murray: Since when do you want a fur coat?
Beverly: I've been dropping hints and serving extra meaty dishes for six months.
Murray: Well, you could've just asked. I would've said no a long time ago.

Adam: It is a great gift. Even though it's a sad dead animal whose spirit still haunts that dead pelt.