Barry: I cannot believe I'm spending Spring Break in sucky Jenkintown instead of on a Fort Lauderdale beach the way God intended.
Erica: I heard that the beer flows like water down there. Like, literally, you turn the faucet on and boom! Beer!
Barry: That's 'cause all their water is reserved for wet T-shirt contests.
Erica: The city of Fort Lauderdale actually elected Spuds MacKenzie as their mayor.
Barry: America's favorite party dog is their mayor?! How could we not be in Florida right now?