Beverly: Here, try Bevy's secret hangover recipe.
Other Erica: Why does it smell like fish?
Beverly: That's the shrimp. It's the aspirin of the sea. Drink up.

Beverly: In honor of my schmoopie-poop's arrival home and back into my loving arms, I present the most tender brisket ever brisketed.
Erica: How can you brisket at a time like this? Dad's about to come home and lose his mind when he hears I dropped out.
Beverly: That's the point. I know exactly how to butter up your father. You do it with meat. And actual butter.

Pops: Hey, kiddo, we need to talk about the rules if you want to go swimming. You got to wear the required bathing cap.
Erica: No, I'm not gonna wear a required bathing cap.
Pops: You got to wear the required bathing cap.
Itzel: Look at all that hair, Albert!
Pops: I'm handling it, Itzel!
Itzel: That's all gonna end up in the filter if she doesn't wear the required bathing cap!
Pops: You got to wear the required bathing cap.

Murray: Stop! Nobody speak. There's no way I'm paying for all you morons to go gallivanting around the sub-tropics.
Beverly: You weren't even in the room. How do you know what's going on?
Murray: I heard money being spent!
Erica: Well, there is one way this trip could cost you a fraction of the price.
Murray: Well, that's what I want to do. That thing. Whatever her cheap idea is.

Adam: Are you sure you don't want to use the money towards another fur coat?
Beverly: No coat warms me as much as you. Also, a very angry young lady threw red paint on Linda Schwartz's coat when they were out to dinner, so-
Adam: Totally get it.