Barry: Hey! What are you guys doing in my fart chamber?
Erica: This is my room, and we left college to start our band. Also, what?
Barry: Wait. Does this mean Lainey's back and she threw away her future, too?
Erica: My God, is Lainey all you care about?
Barry: Yes! Other than losing my fart chamber, things are finally going my way!
Other Erica: We should air this place out.

Barry: Good to see you, too, Mr. Lewis. I hear Lainey dropped out of college.
Lainey: Horrible timing, Barry!
Bill Lewis: First you drop out and break my heart, and now you bring this back into my life?
Barry: Dark cloud, silver lining I hear ya. Anyhoo, I'm here to ask your daughter to prom 'cause she just dropped out of college and all.
Lainey: Please stop reminding him that I dropped out of college!

Erica: Pet-store janitor, gas-station attendant, fish scaler?
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Yep, back before you could post a resume on LinkedIn, the only way to find a job was in this crazy thing called a newspaper.
Erica: This one says "Wanted: Lady".
Pops: You don't wanna call that number.
Erica: I know.

Beverly: This whole situation is poop. There is no world where I am gonna sit by and watch my baby become a fish monger or take a job as a lady.

Pops: Bevy, she's been at it for two days. Erica will find her way.
Beverly: Or even better, I find her way for her.
Pops: Don't do that. Murray put his foot down.
Beverly: Which was great, and now it's my job to ever so gently lift it up.
Pops: Nothing about Murray can be lifted gently.

Barry: No. I'm not gonna be the third wheel on your stag date. Either I go with Lainey, or I don't go at all.
Matt: So, you're not going?
Barry: If don't go, I'll forever ruin my rep as one of Jenkintown's top five party people.
Matt: So, you are going?
Barry: Without Lainey, never!
Matt: So, you're not going?
Barry: And be forever known as a prom-less loser?
Matt: So, you're both going and not going?
Barry: Gah! Stop asking dumb questions and provide a solution for once! [crickets chirping]

Adam: Hey, my thing!
Barry: Forget your thing. This is important. You know that movie I introduced you to when you told me about it?
Adam: You mean "Real Genius"? The movie on my shirt and poster?

Erica: Thank you so much for believing in me. And thank you for this cookie because I just got paid.
Other Erica: We got paid. Deal with it.
Murray: Who the hell is this?
Other Erica: I'm in her band and also live here now, so start a tab for me, too.

Beverly: Oh, Murray, my baby and her strange-sounding friend really did it. They went out and got a job.
Murray: You did this. Why did you go behind my back? I put my foot down!
Beverly: Erica doesn't need your foot, Murray. She needs loving mama arms to hold her in her time of need.
Murray: You can't ignore the foot. If the foot has no power, the whole system breaks down.

Beverly: I want the boots.
Erica: But I earned these boots with my potential!
Beverly: You can go barefoot until you learn how to make an honest paycheck. So I'm gonna take all your shoes, all your clothes, your pillows, and your vitamins!
Murray: Okay, she's new at this, so it's not making sense, but you- you get it.
Beverly: I am so angry, and I can't stop yelling! [bleep] [bleep] [bleep]