Barry Quote #743
Quote from Barry in Let's Val Kilmer This Car
Barry: No. I'm not gonna be the third wheel on your stag date. Either I go with Lainey, or I don't go at all.
Matt: So, you're not going?
Barry: If don't go, I'll forever ruin my rep as one of Jenkintown's top five party people.
Matt: So, you are going?
Barry: Without Lainey, never!
Matt: So, you're not going?
Barry: And be forever known as a prom-less loser?
Matt: So, you're both going and not going?
Barry: Gah! Stop asking dumb questions and provide a solution for once! [crickets chirping]
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