Erica Quote #346

Quote from Erica in Let's Val Kilmer This Car

Erica: Pet-store janitor, gas-station attendant, fish scaler?
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Yep, back before you could post a resume on LinkedIn, the only way to find a job was in this crazy thing called a newspaper.
Erica: This one says "Wanted: Lady".
Pops: You don't wanna call that number.
Erica: I know.

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Beverly: In honor of my schmoopie-poop's arrival home and back into my loving arms, I present the most tender brisket ever brisketed.
Erica: How can you brisket at a time like this? Dad's about to come home and lose his mind when he hears I dropped out.
Beverly: That's the point. I know exactly how to butter up your father. You do it with meat. And actual butter.

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Beverly: Homegirl's gonna find out what it means to work for a living. So, you better get ready to sew some buttons and hot-tar some roofs and tend to them chickens!
Erica: What era do you have me working in?

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Murray: I'm home! I hit a lot of personal and professional lows today, so give me a wide berth.