Barry: I've been Floundered!
Erica: What's "Floundered"?
Barry: That husky loser from Animal House who gets pawned off on a room of a bunch of rejects.
Erica: So what? This house is full of cocky, entitled asswipes.
Barry: And I hope to be them someday, which is why I need to turn this night around fast, and I know exactly how. I'm gonna pull a Bluto.
Erica: Is that another Animal House character?
Barry: John Belushi's greatest role, and now mine.

Barry: Food fight!
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And with that, Barry went full Bluto, plastered the frat-house walls with mashed potatoes. He totally destroyed a complete stranger's guitar. He was, without a doubt, the life of the party.
Barry: [sings] A little bit softer now, a little bit softer now
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Or so he thought.
Barry: [sings] ...now, a little bit softer now Hey-ey-ey

Naked Rob: And I hate how everyone at Villanova also gets naked. There's nothing special about me anymore.

Matt: Everyone in my life is coming out of the woodwork, asking for jean jackets.

Geoff: And I'll admit it... This dreadlock isn't real! I found it. You don't want to know more.

Barry: But pledging was a disaster. I tried everything to impress them. I destroyed a guitar. I threw food. I rolled on the ground. What are these guys looking for?
Geoff: Forget about those stupid frat guys. They don't know the real you.
Barry: Wait. That's why tonight was such a bust. They didn't see the real me.
Matt: But we do. So now you can hang with us for my b-day.
Barry: Don't be stupid, stupid Matt Bradley! I'm going back to that frat tomorrow night.
Naked Rob: But I thought those guys rejected you.
Barry: They rejected Flounder and Bluto. I'm going back as myself.

Geoff: Barry, again, it's Matt's birthday. We're going to hang with him.
Barry: Do you ever consider what I want on Matt Bradley's birthday?
Andy: We hadn't.
Barry: As my oldest, closest friends, you owe it to me to help me make even newer, closer friends.
Naked Rob: We have plans.
Matt: Good luck, Bar. I hope you get what you want.
Barry: I hope you get what you want on your birthday, Matt Bradley.
Matt: I know you were mocking me, but thanks, bro. It means a lot.

Adam: Thanks for the free tee. What's this for again?
Barry: Doesn't matter. You two dorks get to go to a frat party. Isn't that enough?
Dave Kim: I hear bikini-clad women wrestle in kiddie pools full of Jell-O. Jell-O!
Barry: Bam! Crew locked and loaded!

Adult Adam: [v.o.] But all my dad realized was that football great Joe Namath had a cameo on Fantasy Island.
Murray: What? This can't be happening.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And he desperately needed someone to talk to about it.
Murray: [on the phone] Bill, when you get this message, call me right away.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] But he didn't stop there.
Murray: [on the phone] Vic, as soon as you get this message, call me.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And since his pals weren't around, he turned to anyone he could find.
Murray: Bevy, are you home? Adam! TV history is about to happen! Lucky? Where are ya, girl?
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And that's when my dad figured out why he felt so alone.
Murray: "Fun Times with Murray's Friends"? Pottery class?

Bill Lewis: Bev, I'm glad you made us come here. After this, I'm gonna have a bowl.
Vic: It feels good in my fingers.