Andy: And I can be your gaffer. That way, I can find out what a gaffer is.

Dan: Can I help build sets for your movie? I have over eight years' of stage crew experience. Please, please, please.
Johnny Atkins: Yo, nerd. I hear you need a snake for your badass movie. I own six, so count me in as animal wrangler.
Carla: I'll do costumes 'cause doing clothes just for me has gotten old.
Adam: Oh, wow. This is coming together incredibly fast.

Beverly: Oh, yay! We're making a movie! [laughs] I mean, you're making a movie. I'm not making anything. Except banana bread and 100 phone calls to my friends.

Erica: I want in on your movie.
Adam: Wha- Seriously?
Erica: Geoff said it's a good script, and that it's not just your mouth-breathing loser friends helping. It's also real people.
Adam: I-I can't believe it.
Erica: Composing for a minor motion picture is gonna be huge for my music career. So, what do you say?
Adam: Yes! I always knew one day we'd collaborate on something amazing.
Erica: Okay, I don't take notes, and I'll call you when I'm done. [phone clicks]
Adam: And she's gone. Concerning.

Adam: Oh, wow! You guys really look just like the real characters. Are those the security tags from Benetton?
Carla: No.

Barry: Hey, open up! Please, crusty old man! Just one. One sandwich.
Crusty Old Man: One. But choose wisely.

Adam: No, no, no. Dude, you can't expose any of the film to actual daylight!
Naked Rob: So, what's the least upsetting way of saying we got to reshoot lots and lots of stuff?
Adam: It's fine. I'll just cut down on my shot list and fix the rest in post.

Coach Mellor: Everybody out. It's 7:00. Volleyball team's got to practice.
Adam: Coach, I can't just lose my location. How's about I shoot around you guys, and then I'll fix it in post?
Naked Rob: Shoot around them? They just put up a net in front of the set.

Beverly: Boopie!
Coach Mellor: Shake it off, Goldberg!
Adam: I'll fix it in post.

Murray: Truth is, Barry, I'm never calling you a moron ever again.
Barry: Really?
Murray: Yeah, I'm beginning to think, after today, that you're an actual moron. And if you are an actual, factual moron, then to keep calling you one is just plain mean.
Barry: No, I don't want to not be called a moron for that reason. I want to not be called a moron 'cause I'm not a moron.
Murray: How 'bout "Barry"? You like "Barry"? Is "Barry" good for you?
Barry: That's even worse!